uhhuh Beware of the bad jokes
beware of the bad jokes

19 and counting. My body lives in Barcelona, my mind I have no idea. Feel free to ask anything! (Requests closed!)

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!

carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

Creepiests oompaloompas ever

I went to the Fairy Tail tag because it’s been ages since I last checked it and it’s full of hentai I’m crying

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